by neothespian on Tue May 13, 2008 4:31 am
I voted for the AK-47. I know: No surprise for those who know me. But I have my reasons:
The practical.
-One of the most prolific rifles in the world
-Yes, you can't kill them, even with holy water, a young priest and an old priest
-Inaccurate? I think they've proven themselves accurate enough. Quality of the shooter is everything
-Versatile. Over they years, they have evolved into one of the most customizable weapon systems at their price point. Yes, the AR has a HOST of options for versatility, but at what cost in funds?
-CHEAP!
The not so practical, but key bits.
-Iconic. When someone sees an AK-47, even if they're not a gun person, they know what that gun can do. It's even featured on the flag of nations!
-Historic. This gun, like it or not, has liberated more nations than any other in history. Many in the US might not like that it was a tool for communist many times, but never the less it was the gun that allowed the people to overthrow dictators. Then again, it's also been used BY dictators against the same people who needed it. American forces may use the AR variants in their campaigns, but when a dictator or warlord is overthrown by the populace, the AK is the gun they reach for because it's cheap, available and proven. They know they can afford to fire it, get ammo for it, and that it will do so again and again considering their backs are against the wall
-Did I mention it's cheap?
-It's a masterwork design. Sure, it's not as refined as say a Ferrari, but there are those tools of human evolution that are so purpose built, that they simply cannot be replaced. The 1911 pistol? But there are sooooo many semi-auto pistols with advanced optics, polymer frames and what not...why use a gun that is over 100 years old in design? It works after being dropped in water, rolled in sand, and even thrown in a nuclear blast halo. Rolex? Who WINDS their watch when you have lithium batteries that last DECADES? Because it ALWAYS works, and doesn't need a manual to reset. How is it that a Japanese Katana or a Damascus Toledo Rapier can pierce Titanium and slice composite armour when our modern alloy-ceramic blades STILL can't do that? Because you sometimes hit the "sweet spot" in engineering where all the right parts come together, and while you can throw more technology at it, in the end, it's all based around the one that did it the best and STILL is doing it. We will be seeing 1911's and AK's even when we finally colonize space. Because they work.
Love. You can know all the math in the 'verse, but you take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down… tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens… makes her a home.
-Malcom Renoylds, "Serenity"